First name:
"is made of frowns, Classical, and herpa derp. With a dash of Billy Mays."

Billy Mays, really? and herpa derp sounds like a venereal disease. This isn't me at all.

First and last name:
"is made of dice, fire, and time. With a dash of AMERICA."

I like how it put America in all caps like that song "AMERICA, F*@k yeah!", so this is an improvement.

"is made of books, bananas, and fury. With a dash of Picasso."

I do whip bananas into a fury every weekday with a smoothie, so it may be on to something.

Figured I'd do Mr. Spring as well.

First Name:
"is made of silver, Disco, and ocean. With a dash of Ghibli."

I'm thinking the disco could be homage to his mustache since that's so very 70's to me. He's in the Coast Guard so that ocean thing is pretty spot on.

First and Last:
"is made of smiles, Opera, and lies. With a dash of Billy Joel."

How can you be made of all that other stuff and lies. They just don't mesh. He never calls me his uptown girl either so this isn't working.

Mr. Spring:
"is made of kitty cats, Folk, and servitude. With a dash of cuddles."

Awe yeah, this is the one!

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.