Dear mother of Honey Boo Boo,

You're supposed to be speaking English. Or that is your intention, is it not? Then it is a crying shame that subtitles are needed to understand you! Your whole family is a train wreck, which is of course exactly why you have a TV show. Sigh...

I am the new Black.

"Hope the Mail are saving space tomorrow for Samantha Brick's reaction piece on the reactions to her piece about the reactions to her piece." ~ Tweet reposted by Rou.