Y'all are reading my mind! Except for frau :P

I have seen the galaxy. If I want a phone that big I might as well buy an iPad...... (Yeah I know they can't make calls, but still).
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.