I don't understand how someone who's pro-life could seriously propose this. I don't understand how anyone could propose it. It must be satire. Or maybe he's just not too swift. (Ha! Get it...? Swift? nvm...)

I am the new Black.

"Hope the Mail are saving space tomorrow for Samantha Brick's reaction piece on the reactions to her piece about the reactions to her piece." ~ Tweet reposted by Rou.