I wonder if one of my callers has a spare Xanax.

I wish people would start waving knives around at 2am. That would make me happy. I also wish newbies would ask me 20 questions on the way to the call instead of stfu and letting me do my job. I know what questions to ask, and you'll be the first to know once I get the answers. Just shhhhh, and floor it.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??