I just walked into the family room and found one of those Wallflower air fresheners upside down in the outlet... Which means that the oil spilled all over the wood floor.

No doubt the work of a boy, I imagine.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey