Oh my lard, I'm so bard! (that translates to Oh my lord, I'm so bored)

I'd love to play some Dr. Mario right now. LOVE. But someone is playing some serious game and heaven forbid we play simple little ole' Dr. Mario.

I want a bowl of cereal.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.