My crush sent me a video of JGL singing. I must learn to hide my fangirlishness

I told him thanks for the video and that it was the second best part of my day, after law class (yes, mistress obvious).
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.