I'm the opposite - I would kill to have Adthomas's bouncy 4A curls

My hair is so long, towards my waist when wet and forced straight...but it shrinks up to above my bra when it dries. I don't mind at all I do not like it when it poofs though ;p or when some parts mysteriuosly go straight over night! I can never figure that out - and it looks ridiculous, one long straight piece with a ton of shorter curls. Like I got a perm and the stylist missed a clump ;p
Finer, mixed with coarser strands, low-porosity, wavy curly whirly hair...3A, 2C hair. Medium thickness, medium elasticity.
S-shaped hair with corkscrew ends. My hair is even more confused than me ;p
My hair officially hates protein Once a month is enough!
Currently a fan of TiGi products, (rock on, TiGi Curlesque styling creme!) but that will soon change - I am a self-avowed product junkie! Yay!
BIG fan of supersoaker method - thanks Rudeechick!