the only plus side of boobs is that I don't have to use my arms to eat or drink. I just put it on my boobs, recline a little and bam right in the kisser.

I think I'm going to put an ad up for a man who likes big women, who is rich and will marry me. And then I will gain 600 lbs and never leave my house and eat my feelings forever. It's the only way to live. It's the only way I can be happy.