Good news, you guys... Mother Nature has ensured that just in case I don't over-eat today, I will STILL be bloated! YES!

I hope I have cramps all day, too.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey