It has been a very long time since I have had an accident in public.

I will wake up from a sound sleep a few min before girlfriend makes her grand entrance. I have time to cue the lights and music and all that, so that is never the issue.

My accidents happen when I am at home. It is laundry day, and I am wearing ill fitting underoo's. It happens every time.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??