-I was so excited today with my Target savings and felt all full of myself as I strode out of there, then I got to the truck and realized I forgot to use a $1 off coupon that was on my phone! I still saved a good bit, but that darn $1 that I forgot to use pooped right in my sandbox.

-Lady in front of me at Starbucks, my WORD, give that poor guy a break! He's working alone and going as fast as he can, don't question him about his job and by the way, you are NOT the only person in the world ordering coffee. I'm pretty sure my eyes bugged out when she barked at him "Well, are you going to make the drink OR WHAT?!?" as he was taking someones order. No, you crazy witch we have magic coffee machines and they just appear at your whim. I could not work with the public and actually keep my job.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
this makes me love you even more, spring!

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And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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