Ok, now that I've complained an adequate amount and wasted enough time on the internet, I can now begin said paper.

Ok, maybe one more little break. A girl's gotta eat.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey