I... Omg. I want to scream. I will refrain from repeating all the stuff I just had to sit through. I do mean had to. I was driven by someone else.

I have already had to warn my best friend, who will be over in a few, to over look me if I start screaming "GODLESS PEOPLE! BABY KILLER!" and many other things in my sleep tonight.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??