I'm trying to decide if my lecturer is part of the "axis of evil" or an "outpost of evil." I kid you not. That man is a tyrant. I wrote 16 pages on the final exam and I still didn't do one question. How....how is that possible?

Jeepy: Stop poking fun at those of us who go to San Fran but are too preoccupied to eat.

Whenever anyone asks what I plan to do after grad school I tell them that I don't care as long as I get to move to S.F.

If I must die, let it be while I'm in S.F.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.