I don't know how to do the quote thing, but .......

Jeremy Renner? Why not? He looks like he forgot to wear his dentures, lower dentures. We embraced Daniel Craig’s goofy looks but why not Jeremy. Is it because he is not British therefore isn’t allowed to have quirky features and should follow the All-American mould ala Bradley Cooper?
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.