It just dawned on me how funny the following is:

Fifi: I don't think he's a dog.
Saria: Well, he kinda looks like a bulldog.
KayB: Here, have some pics of him and his French bulldog.

SMH. This thread, y'all.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.