Yes, I am very very good-looking. In fact, no word in any language can possibly describe how good-looking I am. So, you must make one up. A word like "sexyfine". But even this potent word cannot truly describe how beautiful I am.
if only hatred burned calories
#i'd be actually dead
The people comprising my industry would have been the death of me long ago.

I recently spoke at a university where a student told me it was such a shame that Nigerian men were physical abusers like the father character in my novel.

I told him that I had recently read a novel called American Psycho, and that it was a shame that young Americans were serial murderers.
- Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Nigerian novelist, editor, and lecturer and winner of the 2007 Orange Prize for Fiction for Half of a Yellow Sun

Oop, wonder how he liked that burn!