I wanted to slap one of my classmates the other day. She was in the library wearing one of those off the shoulder shirts with her bra straps showing. I thought, "you're a graduate student, dress like one!" I then proceed to ask her if she couldn't wear some clothes.

Kudos for wanted to dress more mature, or at least look put together.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.