oh Jas...we are kindred spirits. haha!
I don't have twins but two boys, 3 and 18 months (22 months apart). They rule the roost.

OK, I just worked out, boys are watching Mickey Mouse CLubhouse, so I'll put some oil/conditioner mix on my hair. So when they nap, I can shower and see what I can do with this mess.
Rae ~ 2c/3a ~
Wife to a 3c Curly Guy
Mom to a straight and a curly.

"The Longer the Hair, the Bigger the Blob."

Porous, very dense but fine hair. Medium everything else.
CoWash: Tressemee naturals
RO: Generic biolage and generic joico k-pak
LI: Tresemee
Miss Jessie's Pillow soft curls, diffuse 50%, add KCCC and diffuse to 80%.
Always wash upside down.