All I've done this morning is eat and watch It's Always Sunny.

That might sound horribly un-productive to most, but it's been glorious.

But now I have to go take a shower and leave the house. Do not want.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey