-So after I recovered from passing out I had to go back in the kitchen to clean up from dinner and I needed to cut some peel off a butternut squash. Oy, all I could think of was scrills' poor finger. I was super careful and super slow.

-On a positive sharp note, Mr. Spring got a new sharpening stone thingie today and my knives cut like buttah! That thing is way mo' bettah than my crappy knife sharpener. Sliced a butternut squash in two like I was a ninja.

-Letting Calvin unwrap gifts is perfectly normal, cray-cray horse lady.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.