How do I wind up arguing with customers about my hair on a weekly basis???

Customer: "Oh your hair is so pretty!! You must use one of those curling wands"
Me: "Oh thanks, but no, it comes out of my head this way."
Customer: "No, no one's hair looks like that naturally"
Me: "Trust me this is all me. I only have to use a curling iron on my bangs every now and then if they aren't cooperating."
Customer: "See, you do use an iron!"
Me: "I...wha...yeah...okay"
somewhere between fine and medium texture
average porosity underneath, fairly high porosity in the canopy

cowash: Suave Tropical Coconut
rinse-out: GFTN, One-C
styling: LALSG, EcoStyler, Deva Styling Cream