The only celebrity post-pregnancy story I really liked was on Kate Hudson who basically said "look, I ate way too much, but it's my job to look good, so I worked out with a professional trainer full time and had someone preparing the right food for me to eat." Pointing out that for most people that was unrealistic and it was because it was her job that she did it and looked so good so quickly.
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.

But at least the pews never attend yoga!