Oh, I knew this admission would yield rich rewards.

I would go naked, but it's so effing cold here I can hardly stand to remain in my birthday suit while all the lotions, potions, and oils dry on my poor, damaged skin.

I would totally love to have a family Snuggie-Superhero theme! Can you imagine how nuts I would seem if I answered the door with the dogs around me, and we were all dressed alike in Batman Snuggies? It's almost worth the expense, just to rattle the local cops the next time they get something wrong and come to my house to tell me the ambulance is on its way.

Well, actually, now that I think about it..........it is my ambition to avoid the Academy of Laughter for as long as possible........

Dogs and nature abhor a vacuum.