That's right. The basics. I'm not expensive and I have simple needs. I have been a good sport this long but I would like to remind you of what I really need.


Coconut oil

A humectant

Note that I didn't mention expensive a$% butter, styler leave in conditioner etc whatever other mess you think you need.

Oh and I actually like silicones.

I know, I know, this is hard for you, I hope this doesn't change the way you see me. *pats my head*


You never stop learning...