I shared the waiting room with a little boy today who was having a heated conversation with his imaginary friend about cheese all while he had 2 fingers shoved up each nostril. He then proceeded to rub his hands alllll over the chair arm. I'll never sit in that chair again. And no, I refuse to think about who has sat in the other chairs before me.

Nostril boy was in the waiting room with his father, but even when he was running around wreaking havoc on the mini-blinds the man never looked up from his phone.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.