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Join Date: May 2005
Monday, January 14, 2013 at 09:41PM
How could I forget the most important thing of all?
HOT GUY SIGHTING AT SCHOOL TODAY! (Warning: gif heavy post ahead...)
What you all must understand is that the male population at my school is, on average, exceptionally unattractive. I don't know why. It's almost inexplicable.
Anyhow, today I was sitting in my research methods class. The very one in which the teacher had to ASK someone to give me their phone number for notes. We got two more new students in the class today, bringing the grand total to 11. Impressive. Just as class was starting, a veritable Adonis walked in. And I was all:
My thought "OMG, HE JUST ADDED THIS CLASS AND WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED!!!!!"
And then, because he was just standing back there, the professor was like "Can I help you with something?" And then he was like... "Is it okay if I borrow a chair?"
AND THEN HE TOOK THE CHAIR AND WALKED OUT OF MY LIFE FOREVER!
"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"
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