Thanks, folks.

I'll probably go with the iPad. The lack of Flash (Adobe, not drive) is annoying, but since it affects newer Android platforms as well, I may as well stick with what I know.

I'll get the biggest memory since I've filled up my 64g phone twice.

Not sure whether to get the wifi only or not. This will primarily be for home use, and am not sure if I want an extra monthly charge for 'just in case' when I can use my iPhone in that kind of situation.
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