I'm wearing a new pair of khakis to work today... Who wants to bet how long it will take me before I get syrup and/or milk all over them?

I say 15 minutes.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey