I now have deep respect for my teachers who taught reading comprehension.

My head hurts.

One of my students looks like Jeremy Renner.....lard, have mercy. For the record, he's older than I am, so I am not crushing on a teenager. Why must I be his teacher?!!!
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.