First class of the term tomorrow. So many finalising students! Blargh!

I wanna go to work and stare at the Jeremy Renner look alike. Why do I have to wait until Thursday to see him?!

I wonder if I can sneak into some of his classes? I wonder if I can move to his country? I wonder if he's married. How am I going to figure that out without being obvs?

Lard, I have become a stalker.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.