Oh for ****'s sake. People are "coming out" as demisexuals now. Demisexuals being people who are only attracted to people they have a connection with. JFC they're more obnoxious than the asexuals, who are at least legitimately outside norms in spite of how annoying they generally are. How many more queer-appropriating special snowflake labels can people pull out of their ass?!
And OMG, my parents were so accepting when I told them I was demisexual!
#get out