Douchey ex-BF totally thinks we're friends. HAHAHAHA.

And just because I saw this one, and love it, but have no use for it in this post:

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey