I was once a red headed step-child as well. That *itch. I'd like to send her a card full of poop.

Originally Posted by spring1onu
springy, that's one of the meanest things I've ever seen you write.

Bless your heart, and come sit over here by me. (Bring Calvin.)
Originally Posted by claudine19
She was such a horrible person, poop might be too nice a gift. She hated me and the feeling was mutual.

My dad had a momentary period of insanity when he married her. Thank goodness he came to his senses and my second-mom now is awesome.

Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.