I live about 15-20 minutes outside of the city, but I still say I'm from Pittsburgh... Nobody is going to know what I'm talking about if I say I'm from my town.

And on top of that, even people FROM Pittsburgh have sometimes never heard of my town. So I still just have to say "Okay, uh... Have you ever heard of *nearby rich town that I could never afford to live in*? Yeah, it's across the river from there."

So basically, I'm a poseur no matter what.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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