having body hair is awesome because it means i can offend men without even having to open my mouth

This is some BS right here. Look at how he reacts to her trying to touch his hair!

Originally Posted by Saria

I've heard bad things about this guy.

so I'm coming to the conclusion that I cannot drink.
Why? well I get a little tipsy for an hour or two, but right at the 120 minute mark, I get really sick and a migraine. every. time. Sick I mean my stomach feels like its about to have explosive diarrhea or vomit attack. Does anyone else have this problem?

AND it's even when I don't drink a lot, I could have maybe 2 glasses and my stomach would start tripping. Why???

I just contemplated manually throwing up to get rid of the feeling.

That, or if I only had my probiotic pills ( I can't find them) I would over dose on them and poop it all out. It's such a weird feeling in my stomach, I wonder if I'm allergic to something in alcohol.

it also makes my throat feel really phlegmy

Last edited by murrrcat; 02-02-2013 at 01:37 AM.