if i don't get laid soon i will seriously just rip someone's throat out with my bare ****ing hands and no one wants that
I feel her. But I guarantee her dry spell is just a few months tops.
Originally Posted by Saria
yeah, well mine is going on 2 years because my "benefits friend" keeps having to work out of town for months on end!

we were finally set to take a long weekend in Niagara Falls at the end of this month and they've called him back to work a week from Monday.

Originally Posted by rouquinne
I actually don't know how long except that it's at over two years for the whole deal, almost two for anything else. And there was the five year spell before that in which there was not so much as a kiss. This is why I get ticked at TV shows and movies that make NY out to be this place where people are constantly meeting and dating at random. **** those lies!