Facebook post from one of my "friends":
"If we don't get at least a foot of snow I will not be a happy girl"

What? STFU! Clearly this person does not shovel.
Originally Posted by curlysue21
I'd say something like that, but I like shoveling.

SCG, I hear you. I twitch when people ask me for tortillas and it rhymes with flotilla.
Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

Usually latte sounds something like... Luoh-TAY. With a very hard t. Like they're spitting. Omg. I'm getting angry.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey