I pinned this pic the other day, because it made me LOL:

And my friend just commented with "I have actually WATCHED you do this..."

Um. True story. No shame. The ex was probably talking.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey