Cailin, that was great! I didn't read the comments, but now I have a morbid curiosity, though I know that's a bad idea.
Originally Posted by Saria

I didn't read them either until W_S mentioned them. All I can say to the men who are getting all fired up about how not all nice guys are "nice guys": "Me thinks the lady doth protest too much"

Yeah, that's some Shakespeare slapping the fedora of your douchey head. How's it feel?