I'm so sorry, anna. You are SO much better off without a man who has the gall to ask you to stick around until he finds someone else. I want to throw a badger at that jerk.

I did have a tiny foil-wrapped chocolate to give my friend. Success! So now she's been secretly rewarded for being cooler than anyone else in our general vicinity, lol. Plus we had a great time sharing music and talking about stuff. Plus she showed me a video of Bruce Lee playing ping pong with a nun-chuck and it was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! In her words, "Bruce Lee, how are you so awesome?!"

Here's a gif of it:

...It's a siggie.