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Tuesday, February 26, 2013 at 02:08AM
I hope you're keeping yourself pure, young lady, because I'd like to arrange a prearranged marriage between you and my son as soon as he's of age. He will be allowed to start dating when he's 40. Until then we're scouting for the appropriate launch pad and your front steps are lookin' good so far.