In other news, I have two of the most dramatic dogs ever. They're basically the dog versions of Lucille Bluth. My parents went over to my grandparents' house for coffee, which is right next door, and I just heard my dogs doing the sighthound equivalent to weeping and gnashing of teeth, while sitting at the back door watching my grandparents' house. I was witch cackling so hard. I've heard them roo before, but never like this. I swear they were harmonizing at some point... I tried to get a video, but as soon as they realized I was listening they stopped!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey