last night i was a police officer and my supervisor tells me to go out on a call with another officer and i open my desk drawer only to find my gun, badge and cell phone missing.

they put me on suspension and i go to my apartment, which is an ugly concrete block of a thing and i start measuring the windows for curtains.

that's all i remember, fortunately!

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