So, shall we start taking bets now that they'll try to get me to work on Saturday, because someone has called off in order to participate in St. Patrick's Day festivities?

Maybe if I'm lucky, there will also be a mid-shift call off on Sunday! Ah. Every closer's dream!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey