Why do people take toddlers to a winery? They're NOT happy and the people around them aren't happy. PSA: Nobody wants to hear screaming kids when they're trying to enjoy a wine tasting. I feel like Reese Witherspoon in "Sweet Home Alabama" when she says "You have a BABY....in a BAR!!!!!"
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