Lol Sheliacurl, no just impatient lazy humans - no offense, I am just talking about myself. I have 2 little kids 3 yr old and a 9 mon old, so you can pretty much imagine!!
3a with some 2a-2c, Medium/Low Porosity
Co-wash:deva no-poo/Vo5 kiwi
Leave-in:Shea Moisture/GVP conditioning Balm/AOHSR

Since long hair- I finger twist in big chunks, which helps till 5th day hair
Gel:LA sports
Plop: Old T-shirt for 15 minutes ,diffuse