we lived in the same apartment building. we had a neighbor who left out boxes of meat. I couldnt take the insanity anymore, so i stole a box. You caught me. I was afraid you would rat me out so I made you butter. but you gave it back. I made you cheese and you gave it back. I made you bread, but you said it wasnt enough. so i unleashed my kittens on you. they ran through your apartment and destroyed every blind and curtain. they ate your plants, and hung out in your tub preventing you from bathing. after a week of not bathing you couldnt take it anymore so you came to my apartment to call truce. I made us toffee pudding and you taught me to skate.